Thursday, September 23, 2010

This is what happens when you tell your best friend that its time to mow the lawn...you get a email with a list of things that they would rather do. Erica...you are ridiculous.

Things Erica Would Rather Do Than Mow The Lawn:

1. Get punched in the gut every morning at 10am for 30 years.
2. Suddenly develop an allergic reaction to beer (for the record I’d still drink it, it would just be crappy).
3. Never be able to find a pen when I need one.
4. Fall down a flight of stairs, but not be injured, just be super embarrassed.
5. Never ever be able to say the words/phrase: “awesome”, “delicious”, “lickable” and “it’s not even my birthday!”
6. Only have a birthday once every 2 years for the rest of my life, but still age in the appropriate manner.
7. Only be able to wear brown shoes for 3 years straight.
8. Step in dog poop so thoroughly that it goes in between all ten toes and makes an ooooozing sound.
9. Gain 9 lbs.
10. Run into all the major exs every day for 5 months and every time they are with someone prettier, funnier and more accomplished than me and I’m doing something embarrassing like picking my nose.
11. Have “California Girls” play continuous for 1 week.
12. Give up coffee. Forever.
13. Fall into a giant vat of glitter.
14. See Glee get cancelled. Yes. I hate mowing the grass that much. Of course they would have to finish out the second season because it’s already started.
15. Knit a sweater.

This is not the end. I’m just pausing.

Ridiculous.